itsashleykatchadourian:

all-is-now:

mond0:

i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life

parenthesis degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, greek symbol with 90 degree counterclockwise parenthesis, degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, parenthesis

You could say PDSWNDCPGSWNDCPDSWNDCPP but that’s not much shorter.

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked

awesomephilia:

Thank god this will never happen. If tumblr will get bought tomorrow, my worst fear is that yahoo will start a huge promotion campaign and will make tumblr ‘mainstream’. Then all the idiots we hate come here, people will start to leave because you can’t share personal stuff anymore, no original content is made anymore and tumblr will die a slow death (or rather fast). Yahoo will not fuck this site up with stupid features, they’re not completely moronic. But they want it to grow fast and that is not something most of us are waiting for.

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

oestranhomundodek:

I swear this is the last one

unimpressedcats:

taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards 

awesomephilia:

Considering how many times I looked at the clock in school, this is genius. (via)

cockenblog:

heymikewaskom:

shortformblog:

joshsternberg:

WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr. 

There it is.

THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

Happy my friends at Tumblr will continue to have jobs.
Wary about everything else.

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time