but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
the 4th album is “i’m not mad, i’m disappointed”
twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species
me trying to do stuff
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in
fuck you all i thought it was funny
My favourite thing is the implication that there was a widespread movement of kicking sinks out of their homes back in 1990.
now i know where ill shop for school
Ukraine team u-19 qualificated to World Cup-15 at New Zealand, there are two playrs - captain Sobol and vice-captain Sarnavskii.